shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
trolllinginthedeep: do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
Parent gives birth
Parent: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?